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• (256): View more from Alabama

  She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.

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• (716): View more from New York

  a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.

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  At least he's honest about how long he'll last.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I think he fucked my hip out of place.

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