And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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