So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?