god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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