Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
