So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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