i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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