I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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