You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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