Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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