Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
BRING THE BAGELS
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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