no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
look no pants
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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