I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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