I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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