She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize