Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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