Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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