PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
