I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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