You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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