She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
dude i'm inner monologue high
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
