That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I could have mohawked her pubes.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.