You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.