what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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