remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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