i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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