Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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