I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Dear god my vagina.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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