Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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