It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
