So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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