Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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