idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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