Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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