btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
