bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize