Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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