Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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