3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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