on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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