That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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