he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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