Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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