im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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