with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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