I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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