Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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