It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
