just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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