do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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