How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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