chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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