Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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