2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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