ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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