I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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