They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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