you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Sober January is a disaster.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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