Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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