Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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